Who am I?
People don't call me, because I come on my own, but they refer to me as Koen Koreman.
I work at Howest as a lecturer. Everyone knows me as a very funny person, and you'll probably understand why after reading this blog.
Teenagers
I love my children (especially, when they wake up at 6 AM to watch cartoons and demand food out of
nowhere) and my students (but only those who are 18+). Of course, there
are always those 220-IQ moments.
For example, I once explained to my child that 1 + 1 = 10. It's funny because it's
actually true in binary, but not everyone understands this. Others think: "What on earth
is he teaching his child?"
I also love my students, although it's unfortunate that some don't take my classes. Sometimes that makes me sad, but it also lets me laugh and give 222-IQ hints that technically lead to the answer but require some deciphering. This was particularly amusing with Log4j.
There are also situations I prefer to call brain farts:
Please, study my subjects. Asking me what a variable is after months of lectures in OS and Programming Fundamentals makes me sad :(
Especially during the exam, when a student spends 30 minutes trying to find the code to enter the exam environment. It makes me feel like this:
because: "Just raise your head... The code is on the TV... Don't make me lose faith in humanity, please..."
My Favorite Unix-Based Operating Systems
Everyone knows I prefer Linux for many reasons, but it's not the only Unix-like operating system. One of the most popular alternatives is macOS.
There are definite differences between them. For example, on macOS you can easily customize your
terminal. While this feature can be great, it is sometimes overused.
I'm not against it, but when I saw my colleague's terminal... words left me. This picture perfectly
describes my reaction: 
Laughter prolongs life
During one of my Forensic Analysis lectures I was talking about Windows. Yeah... not the one I'd prefer to talk about. Anyway, suddenly a laugh from a student's phone filled the room. The whole class burst out laughing, including me. Checking your phone during lectures is dangerous. Don't do it..
However, it made the situation better and improved everyone's mood. Before that, I'd seen bored faces that silently asked: "Why am I here?"
But don't do it.
Flappy KoenK!
Game score: 0
My colleagues
Working at Howest has been one of the most enriching and rewarding experiences of my career, and much of that joy comes from the incredible team I am fortunate to work with. Each of my colleagues brings something unique and valuable to the table, creating a vibrant and dynamic work environment that I genuinely love being a part of.
What stands out most about my colleagues is not just their professional excellence, but the camaraderie we share. We are more than just coworkers; we are a family. The support, trust, and respect we have for one another create a positive atmosphere that makes coming to work each day a pleasure. Whether we are collaborating on a new project, navigating challenges, or celebrating our achievements, the sense of unity and teamwork is always present.
The diverse talents and perspectives of my colleagues contribute to our team's strength and effectiveness. I have learned so much from each of them, and I am continually amazed by their creativity and innovative ideas. The opportunity to grow both personally and professionally in such a supportive environment is something I deeply appreciate.
In summary, working with my colleagues at Howest has been an absolute joy. Their enthusiasm, positivity, and unwavering commitment to excellence make every day a rewarding experience. I am incredibly proud to be part of this team and grateful for the opportunity to work alongside such remarkable individuals.
100% not from ChatGPT
— reference to the special dayMy gallery
